ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac: what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies? Woah woah wait you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most” that would explain...
alltimeboners: things that are enjoyable: showers things that are not enjoyable: getting in the shower getting out of the shower
I got a confession, I know we about to sin but your body is a blessin’– Trey Songz (via goodfuckingsex)
Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack
psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
onedirectioncutefacts: you know what it fucking sucks when you have so many books to read but school keeps getting in the fucking way and you just get homework everyday and it’s like goddamn it motherfucker i juST WANT TO FUCKING READ MY BOOKS I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SCHOOL I WANT TO READ MY FUCKING BOOKS
goobsohard: The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”
epic-humor: bueno: things i haven’t learned in high school how to pay bills how to buy a house how to buy a car how to apply for loans for college but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function see more
jesspinkman: being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised #the optimistic look on pessimism